HOW TO JOIN A PACK OR CLAN!!!

Please, please, please, dont say "I'm so and so and I want to join" actualy do something, make it more interesting. And first you have to not be consider a threat before you ask.

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Bad
I trotted up a graasy hill. I saw many wolves come down a hill oposite of me. I howled to get their attention.
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*wo come up*
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I say to the wolves "I'm so-and-so and I want to join"

BAD!!! And something you do in HUMAN socity, not wolf or cat, not even meerkat!

Good

I trott up a grassy slope, very alert for I am a loner in another's territory. I scaned the area when I was at the point of the hill, and saw the pack trott down a hill opposite of me, one with a peice of meat in mouth. I immedatily make me posture non-threatening, loosening my tail and sitting down with my ears relaxed.
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Two members saw the loner and informed the leader, an he ordered for a fanned out attack to drive off the loner.
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I saw the pack running towwards me but stood my ground. All insticts were screamig "RUN! RUN!" but I needed this pack. As the alpha was almost on top of me, I rolled onto my back and flashed my belly
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THe alpha saw this and called off the attack. He snarl-barked. "Why are you on my territory?"
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I roll u to my belly, and looked away from him to say he was leader, a strong leader, and answered, "I need a pack." I licked the air under his chin and rolled halfway over to show part of my belly.

GOOD!!!!!
The good one is what really happens in real life.

thank you SS

Your welcome :mrgreen:

Good one SS but its too good... JK ^--^b

EDIT:
I just noticed that I did that in one gomen ne sai! *scratches back of head*

Yeah, I was kinda getting annoyed with those kinds of osts. I'm kinda a nerd, and want all facts right.

lol, I'm a total nerd too, I'm really into proper puncuation, and if I ever spell it wrong in a post I go back to edit it and spell something correctly

EDIT:
ahha, thanks for the correction xD I had to ask my mom how to spell it you learn new words everyday in my little world ^w^

i think you need to right now, lol

I guess no one really listens to this though

WOW SS!! You r sooooooooooooooo good!!

yup. that was helpful.. if she was here, iw ould be thanking her sooooooo much! but she was banned...

....yea. Let's not talk about this.

No talking. *Zipps lip up*